"...indie punk rock with a great hook and a foot in the past it’s got a tonne of energy...a really good earworm that just gets better the more you hear it."- RPM online
"Totally Slow is known for righteous hooks as well as killer riffs. On their new single “The Lost Art Of Shutting Up” they prove their strengths and then some...solid punk rock."- Closed Captioned
"Is it a beast of an album? A complete rager? The answer to all of those questions is yes."- Punk Rock Theory
"Formed in 2013, the quartet's melodic and fast-tempoed jams bring to mind classic material from the likes of Agent Orange, Pennywise, and Adolescents, albeit with a dash of Drive Like Jehu-like noise-rock sprinkled on top."- No Echo
"...melds the precision of D.C. post-punk, the muscular riffs of Chicago bands like Naked Raygun and the Effigies, and metal-tinged hardcore. If I were still young enough to mix it up in a mosh pit without breaking a hip, this is the band I’d want on stage – fast, angry, powerful, forceful, and inspiring.- Off Shelf
"Taking the volume and melody from Dinosaur Jr. and adding the fractured chaos of Sonic Youth, the band waivers on that blade between punk and alt-rock" - Punk News
Wild, Raucous, and Unabashedly Punk...a truly rambunctious ride."- Play Too Much
"These ten songs are so well planned and masterful that you might miss their genius. This debut goes off without a hitch. It’s perfect. "- Razorcake
"The spectrums and voids may be too much for some folks. It takes a hell of an artist to get better as they burn, but Totally Slow show us it happens."- Post Trash
"Totally Slow revel in a messy, over blown dynamic. Taking the volume and melody from Dinosaur Jr. and adding the fractured chaos of Sonic Youth, the band waivers on that blade between punk and alt-rock. If the later day SST stuff was actually good, it would probably sound like this."- Punk News
"Ever wake up in the morning, check the news, then flip over and scream into your pillow? What if you screamed into a microphone instead? Try it and you might get Totally Slow’s new EP. "- Razorcake